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  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring


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trombono:

chen000:

chen000:

how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
a sheep

someone draw a sheep using these instructions

image

this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!



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officialunitedstates:

you’re brushing your teeth when suddenly your mint toothpaste tastes like eggs. do you

a)  power through and continue brushing
b)  wash your mouth out
c)  go to your fridge and get out the eggs and bite one to see if it tastes minty



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transensation:

usagimaree:

hannibal-ate-bluebell:

girls don’t want boys to like them girls want kristen stewart and natalie dormer to play lesbian lovers in an indie movie with a good soundtrack

Oh god I didn’t know that I needed this until I saw this and now I’ll die without it

Mother of balls.

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ledaclones:

it’s the scottish independence referendum tomorrow

or as i like to call it

the great british break off



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